I'm telling you....After a week and a half of the deepest of freezes, last night was positively beach weather in comparison. I walked around barehanded, and was so comfortable, that all I wanted to do was go play in a snowbank like I used to play in the mountains of snow that my father would create when he cleared the driveway with the backhoe. Can't wait for tonight's
spongee game. That's why I do not mind a week of wicked cold once a year. It makes the rest of the winter enjoyable in the process.
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Attended Ken
Waddell's nomination meeting in Concordia on Wednesday night. As always, Ken gave a funny, impassioned and highly enjoyable address and while I doubt the Premier is too worried about his seat, it could be interesting to watch the dynamics of the local race when a candidate such as Ken gives a strong effort in what is widely expected to by Gary Doer's last hurrah. Ken, in about a month, I want to sit down with you for an hour or so interview and craft an honest-to-goodness profile piece as if I was really doing this professional-like.
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The Hour is promoting one of their writers going "head-to-head" with David Suzuki. I'd be more impressed with CBC and
The Hour if I really thought someone would be trying to at least challenge the guy. They are comparing "carbon foot prints" or something along those lines. If she was going to debate him on the show, now
that would really make it something that was must watch.
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The federal budget is going to be a little later than I had expected. Fourth week of March from what
CTV told us the other night. I was expecting it in later February, so it pushes the Quebec and Manitoba elections back a bit, but I would still predict that it serves as a trigger of both. And yes
Mr. Tuns, I'm in the "There Won't Be A Federal Election This Year" camp. At least for now. Maybe in the fall, but only if the spring & summer go extremely bad (Afghanistan disaster)/good (budget tax cuts lead to more happy little Canadians) for the Tories.
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So Shae,
despite what you might think, you're probably safe on our "How Many Liberal Seats Will They Gain In Quebec?" wager.
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BECAUSE-MY-BLOG-AUDIENCE-IS-SMARTER: Anyone know if there is a definitive book on the Ukrainian Orange Revolution? When I read things like
this story [
link], I wish I knew more of the background.
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Back to the Liberals, am I the only guy loving the irony of Michael
Ignatieff's likely assignment heavy on the foreign policy, when it was his foreign policy positions that drove most of the Liberals away from him during the leadership? Either Dion knows this and is purposely keeping Liberals from getting second thoughts about their choice; or he doesn't know it - meaning it is even funnier to giggle at being a Tory.
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Right around the time it was becoming one of my favorite features of ESPN.
com's The Sports Guy columns,
Colby Cosh asked: "
Is Bill Simmons' wife a better columnist than her husband at this point?" For those of you who aren't
familiar with the story, Simmons wanted to know if his extensive handicapping was giving him an NFL edge over someone only vaguely familiar with the teams, players and match ups week-to-week. He drafted his wife, but she horse-traded a brief segment in exchange where she could write whatever she wanted each week. The results, newly collected
here [
Link] are pretty darned funny.
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Some favorites:
WEEK THREE:
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US Weekly has a feature called "Who Wore it Best?" where 100 people in NYC choose between side-by-side photos of two celebs wearing the same outfits, then the results run in the magazine. I hate this feature because the judges have no credentials and could be homeless or Russian for all we know....But what really made me mad was The Rock's wife losing 86 percent to 14 percent to Charlize Theron. She's not even a celebrity!!!! Yeah like that was ever going to be close. If Bill were famous and Charlize trounced me by a landslide in US Weekly, I'd never attend another red carpet event and probably wouldn't leave the house anymore. Although I guess I'd be kind of psyched that I was in the magazine. I don't know. Either way, I think US Weekly owes Mrs. The Rock an apology.
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Instead of picking princes and quarterbacks, I think ABC should go in the other direction. [With The Bachelor] My friend Melissa thinks we have hot homeless guys out here in L.A.; she calls them "the hot homeless." We can't figure out why there are so many good-looking ones. Maybe they're failed actors, I don't know. But since it's practically hopeless for single women over 30 in L.A., Melissa thinks they'd have a better chance by taking in a hot homeless guy, cleaning him up, getting him a job and trying to turn his life around. I agree. I'd like to see ABC pick a hot homeless guy as the next Bachelor.
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Sometimes Bill makes bets ahead of time for who will win the NFL or NBA. (I can't remember him ever winning, but he claims he's won a few. Whatever.) I think they should have these bets for celebrity breakups. Every year would be a season and there would be odds for each couple. If they had this when I was in Vegas this summer, I definitely would've bet on Ryan/Reese and K-Fed/Britney. Now I'd bet on Patrick Dempsey and his wife. When he married her, he was just the guy from "Can't Buy Me Love." Now he's the hottest guy on the hottest TV show and his wife is probably a basket case every time he leaves the house. He'll end up breaking up with her and immediately hooking up with someone awful like Kirsten Dunst. I am already mad at him and it hasn't even happened yet.
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How about my Ottawa Senators? Doing nothing but kicking ass and taking names over the last month. I'm not sold on them putting together a playoff run, but the possibility is there. And I'm very happy for Ray Emery's success as of late. I felt he should have been our automatic #1 starter this season and he showed GM John
Muckler as a fool for spending on another starter when he should have been buying a back-up and saving the difference for a trade-deadline move.
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I get
everyone fawning over
Barack Obama, but I don't like it. The man may have the potential to be something bigger, but his record and experiences do not add up to a good president right now, and I see little reason to believe that the record will be that much stronger in a year and change, when he's effectively campaigning already for the vote in November '08. He's promise right now. Nothing more. And the White House shouldn't be given to someone on promise alone. Say what you want about President W. Bush, but at least the man was governor of a major state for some time before running for the highest office in the land.
Obama was a simple Illinois state senator just two years ago. He wasn't even that flashy from what I understand. Ask his supporters to name even one policy victory that he championed there and most are hard-pressed to give you one.
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In fact, I can't remember where I read it yesterday, but someone online made the point that you can make the VERY STRONG argument that had actress Jeri Ryan been kinky enough for her husband's sex drive, there's a VERY GOOD chance that Barack
Obama wouldn't even be a senator in Washington today. (And people wonder why I'm a hard determinist...)
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I would prefer that Senator Obama focused on 2012 - or better yet - winning in 2016. He is a young man in Washington, a city notorious for "older power". That would give him a full decade of service as a senator and we would have something to judge him on beyond potential alone. The scariest thing is that in our celebrity-obsessed and A-D-D attention span world, waiting and earning that experience would probably only hurt
Obama's chances as people would move on to the newest flavour. And that's a real shame.
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And before my
predominantly Canadian readership shakes their heads and chuckles at the misfortunes of our American friends, I've got two names for you: Belinda
Stronach and Justine Trudeau. Tell me that their reputations are built on substance instead of personality.
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News that Jenna Jameson has sold the movie rights to her auto-biography and that she wants Scarlett
Johansson to play her.........
Yeah........
As this one internet board poster put it....*
ahem*...."
Jesus, Buddha, Spongebob -- one of you make this happen!"
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Compared to other places, it's like getting half a bill"......That's the slogan running on the Manitoba Hydro billboard that I saw the other night. Which is true. One of the cheapest rates for electricity paid in the industrialized world.
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Guess that's the reason we also use almost twice as much individually as the average American, German, Brit,
Frenchmen, Japanese....
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I've been on the market-prices for Hydro bandwagon for awhile now. Sold about 95 % on the theory and the logic of it, and I'm coming around day by day on the politics and popularity of the policy. The idea of jacking electricity rates to an average market rate, turning the profits over to the provincial government and use that money to compensate for cutting taxes that hurt the provincial growth, such as the payroll tax, the business tax and personal income tax. This in turn means that the profits from selling electricity to North America (which will only increase with time) will be directly re-invested into our little neck of the woods.
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Plus!!!! Such a policy will do far more for energy-conservation than any tax break for buying hybrids will. People would actively look for ways to cut their consumption. Business and corporations would adapt quickly and look for potential energy savings across the board. This in turn drives down our overall
usage to a place where we aren't the second-highest per-
capita user of power in the country, allows us to further phase out the remaining coal-burning plants AND frees up more juice to be sold-out-of-province for profits spent in-province.
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Plus, you cut the right taxes and maybe we'll get a little bit of private investment in the province to go along with the orgy of government spending that the
Freep pimped yesterday on the front page. (Though to be fair to them, it was acknowledged towards the end of the article that of the $10 Billion in announced projects, only $750 million came from private sources. That imbalance is a huge glaring "AH-
ROO-GA! AH-
ROO-GA! A-
ROO-GA!" that the local economy is not all peaches and cream like the
NDP think your home value says it is.)
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More private investment means more and better jobs. More and better jobs means more folks staying and greater tax revenues from other sources. This also lowers Manitoba's hideous dependence on Ottawa transfers, which is particularly offensive when you realize a province as rich in potential as ours is being subsidized for her lifestyle by other Canadians. I mean, come on! We should be able to carry our own load and being contributing to the overall Canadian
experience. Not mooching it.
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I've been field testing and focus-grouping the electricity price increase policy whenever I get the chance. Just bringing it up amongst friends and strangers in conversation whenever appropriate, and I'll tell you, when I started doing it back in 2005, there was little uptake to the idea. Plus, for a province trained on being angry whenever the government says it wants more money, the idea of raising hydro rates to fatten the provincial treasury wasn't exactly flying with folks that don't trust politicians to spend it correctly in the first place.
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However, that position is softening in recent months. So long as the policy is directly tied to: A) cutting taxes; B) cutting power usage; or C) both, the idea isn't received as badly, and I find more people actually agreeing with it outright.
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Make for a bold provincial party policy going into the election, wouldn't it? You know, if the party advocating it was maybe going to be accused of privatizing Hydro instead? And was a party that few are giving a chance to win the election, meaning there was no better time to adopt such an
aggressive and bold policy shift?
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Just
sayin'. It's the perfect 'green' policy.
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In both senses of the word.
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And finally, Happy Be-
lated to the Champ. If you have never seen
When We Were Kings - the Oscar-winning doc about the greatest hyped fight ever featuring Ali and Foreman in Africa, then you suck. Simple as that.